I had met this chick on the street while doing the walk of glory after banging that chick from Feb 15th. I waited almost a week to initiate the conversation.
Feb 23, 2014
Me: Do u always pick up guys on the street that are looking for the train? lol -Jared
Her: lol i promote my friends who are gay for that money
Me: I knew it. I can see you as the madam type. Not so much the "better get my money hoe" type. Im classy though. $5 blow jobs or stop wasting my time. Theres money to be made on these streets. ;)
Her: Wtd r u
(I misunderstood and thought she was asking where)
Me: I'm in schaumburg atm
Her: Thats nice
Her: Who the fuck is this
(I waited 16 hours and then responded)
Me: Im a thing of magic. Some people call me Justin Timberlake. You can call me Jared. We met last week when I was walking down the street in the midst of a walk of glory while drinking a beer and looking for either the blue or brown line. I told u we should be friends and u text me before continuing ur journey to the store.
Her: Oh hey lol
Me: I'm thinking of going out and making some questionable decisions. Care to join me?
Her: Where ya thinking? I gotta tun around for a bit and ill hit u up
Me: I'm thinking boystown but anywhere they have rude bartenders and alcohol works for me
Her: Cheap drinks?
Her: R u on fb
Me: Cheap drinks is always a plus. **gives facebook link**
Her: **her fb link** I added u
Me: That's pretty clever. I wish I had a mustcache like whats going on in ur profile pic
Her: lol
Her: Ya know...its all fun
Me: I feel ya. I'm debating what type of awesomeness to get in. Either way it should involve awesomeness
Her: lol my friends are having a party at their crib
Her: near irving and sheridan
Me: That sounds wonderful only my car is in ththe south side. Unless u can teach me how to teleport I think im going to be out in the nw suburbs the rest of the weekend
Her: where r u
Me: I'm in arlington heights. Want to come join me for drinks?
Her: Damn ur far
Her: How were u planning to get out here
Me: I was planning on hopping the train. The last one already came.
Her: Lame i would have grabbed ya down the street if u were here
Her: Doh!
Me: Thems the brakes. It's like that one time I played slots and it came up jackpot jackpot squirrel
Her: So ur a raver(once a candy kid)dj/breakz lover?
Her: Lol u said plur so...
Her: Boom bap, boom bap, BOomBaP
Her: Lol
Her: Dnb? dub? house? techno? trance? minimal? new skool? breakbeats? techhouse? deep? what?
Her: Trip hop? traphouse? jungle?
Me: I used to yes. Loved x like it was gummy vitamins. Havent for years. I can spin and make music
Her: lol I actually did yesterday for the first time in for ever during the day lol and like sally I passed out
Her: What do you play
Me: That sounds fun. I havent rolled during the day in a long time. I remix all types of dance music
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